[JMont] Hunting for some WOLF dinner! [CCPE-Tag Champs]
Jan 18, 2023 18:11:17 GMT
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Post by twiztedmont on Jan 18, 2023 18:11:17 GMT
[Im betting everyone in The Entity has no idea of the history with Kawasaki Stadium in Japan. So, let me brush you fuckers up on some knowledge here. You all can act like Jesse Spano and think you're the smartest person in the room, but that's far from the truth. And I know most of you people think I'm as smart as Zach Morris. But guess what? That is a correct statement. If you remember correctly, good ol smartie pants Jesse scored a 1205 on her SAT while the party animal Zach scored a 1502. So, its safe to say that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and listen to all the facts that J Mont is going to spit out to you.]
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION
[Back in 1952, this is when the stadium first opened with about 30,000 people but fast forward to 51 years later in 2003, it was demolished and rebuilt as a football venue and is now the home of the Fujitsu Frontiers. And fast forward 20 years later, and it brings us to The Entity’s “Kaged In.” on January 20th. Sounds like another demolishment is coming. Is the stadium coming down again? Is the Entity ending? Is another Magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami coming? All could be answers down the line one day, but not on this particular date. The demolishment coming is the one that Chris Page and J Mont are about to give to The House of Wolves.]
[Let’s save you all a trip to Barnes and Noble as well as the price of a hardcover book about The House of Wolves. You can take that $20.30 and buy a few drinks at the Velvet Rabbit because I'm going to tell you what is about to happen.]
[Fading into where you see J Mont doing something most men don't want to do or don't want to get caught doing. And, for the freaks out there, get your head out of the gutter. You can see Baby G Mont on the changing table smiling at her daddy. J Mont is half smiling back at his daughter because the smell of the diaper almost has him tearing.]
J Mont: Your mom really needs to hurry up with this football season already.
[She may only be 5 months old, but it seems she understands because she is laughing at the comments.]
J Mont: You're supposed to be daddy’s little girl.
[Baby G Mont extends her arms to J Mont, but he cannot lift her up yet. The diaper still has to be changed. Wishing he had a clothespin to put over his nose, J Mont just sucks it up and gets to it. He removes the smelly shitty diaper from Baby G Mont.]
J Mont: This diaper smells terrible, but not as bad as the careers of Kassandra and Danae.
[J Mont takes the shitty diaper, holding it far away from him and drops it in the garbage pail in the room. J Mont is pretty sure it doesn't go there, but he did not want to have that in his possession any longer. He reaches over and grabs a clean diaper and some wipes. Cleaning up Baby G Mont who is just smiling at her dad. Finally, it's time to get a clean diaper put on Baby G Mont. Once the diaper is on, J Mont pulls up her little pants and the mission is complete.]
J Mont: That mission is done which leaves me just one more right now coming up and that is to make sure that the tag titles with myself and Chris Page don't leave the CCPE.
[J Mont picks up Baby G Mont, who is smiling and happy to be with her dad while Mia is out in Vegas handling her football duties.]
J Mont: Being a father and a full time main event performer is more work than people really understand.
[It doesn't look like J Mont is going to get a lot done today because Baby G Mont wants all his attention. At the end of the day, Baby G Mont is what matters and wrestling comes second. With that said, J Mont carries Baby G Mont over to the couch and lays down. With her sitting on his abs of steel, they are looking at one another making faces and smiling. This is a side of J Mont that not many people get to see or believe. They think he is just a total dickhead who loves to party and do drugs and talk shit about everyone. But, there is another side of him that only a few get to see or know about. And everyone can thank Mia for this. She has brought out something in J Mont that he never thought he had in him.]
J Mont: You may have your mommy’s nose, but you got my eyes and smile. Daddy’s Little Girl.
[J Mont brings Baby G Mont towards him and gives her a big kiss on her cheek.]
J Mont: Just remember, I have a shotgun, shovel and a backyard. So be very careful when you get older in choosing a guy that you like.
[Baby G Mont swings her hands like she wants to fight, but is laughing at the same time. What a precious moment. But before she can get any more hyper, J Mont reaches for the remote and turns on the Samsung 146 inch TV. Of course Sportscenter comes right on, but he knows he needs to change that channel. J Mont selects Amazon Prime and signs into his account. Scrolling through some of the shows and channels, he finally finds what he needs for Baby G Mont. He turns on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and right away, the first character you see is Minnie Mouse. Baby G Mont smiles and starts to watch the TV..]
J Mont: There you go baby girl. Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald and so on.
[Baby G Mont lays her head on J Mont’s chest as the show goes on. With her getting comfortable, there really isn't anywhere for J Mont to go at this moment. Thankfully, he left his IPhone next to him so he didn't have to reach into his pocket or get up to retrieve it. He starts to go through a couple of messages and then decides on something. He opens the contact for WIFEY and hits the Facetime button.]
Mia: You have a one track mind. [She half laughs.] How’s my baby?
J Mont: You mean Daddy’s Little Girl?
Mia: Potatoes, Patatoes. How are things? I have been so worried about you two.
J Mont: Why are you worried about us babe? Baby G is the best wing person, i mean daughter in the world.
Mia: Excuse me!?!
J Mont: I'm playing babe. Things have been great. Just changed her diaper and we are laying here watching Minnie Mouse. Look how happy she is right now.
Mia: Mhm, I bet. [But true to his word, Baby G was indeed happy right now. Which in return made her happy.] Aww, she’s having too much fun without me now.
J Mont: We both miss you so much and I have been thinking. Maybe it’s time to also get a place in Las Vegas while you have football season. Makes the most sense to be honest. Austin and Toddy are there. Voo is there sometimes. You will be around to watch Baby G Mont when I need to leave. And then we can continue our family memories instead of talking through a video chat.
Mia: When you mentioned that on twitter last night, that made me happy. Cause I will admit. I’ve been missing the hell out of Baby G. [She pauses for a moment before adding.] And you, too.
J Mont: You've been there to support me through all my ups and downs. My battles and wars. My best times and my worst times. I wanna be there for you and show you the support you deserve as well with this football league. You're my MVP!
Mia: And you’re mine. I think we should stay at the Rabbit for a little bit, until we find a place. I don’t want to rush into picking out just any ol’ house.
J Mont: Tell Voo, that we want the best that they have to offer there. Money is no object and make sure the Empire Room Membership works there too. I wanna rub that in a few faces when we get there.
Mia: You and that Empire Room. [She laughs and shakes her head a little bit.]
J Mont: I need a favor too babe. Unfortunately, Austin and Toddy will be going to Japan as well for the big show. So, that doesn't leave a lot of people I trust to watch Baby G Mont. Can you call Voo for me?
[Mia doesn’t say anything but smiles, pressing her lips together. You can tell by the way her body is shaking she’s suppressing some laughter as best as she can.]
J Mont: Like she is going to take my phone call. And I'll be with Page in Japan, so I know she will love to have Baby G Mont there with her.
Mia: I still can’t believe you tried claiming her twins as yours all those years ago. [She shakes her head smiling.] Didn’t think that one would come back to haunt your ass all these years later, did you?
J Mont: At the time, it was great for business and it worked. I wasn't thinking years and years ahead. Let alone think I was going to get engaged and have a child with one of her best friends. So, can you please help me out with this?
[Mia finally busts out laughing and after a few moments she calms back down again.]
Mia: Yes, babe, I’ll call Voo.
[You then start to hear a very light sound of a snore. Baby G Mont has knocked out on the chest of J Mont. Mia took a screenshot of that image and cannot be happier. Things are coming together.]
J Mont: Let me get Baby G in her crib so I can get a few things done before this tag title match. You know I will never hear the end of it from Page if we lose. And by the way, make sure you take out Sahara when you play her. And if you see Atty, give her a nice shot and say it's from me too.
Mia: Looking forward to running into Sahara. She thinks I don’t hear about her comments about “going out for coffee”. But I do. JKO her ass.
J Mont: MKO baby!
Mia: MKO! [She yelled and laughed.] OKay hun, let me let you go. Kiss MY girl for me.
J Mont: The only MY I know is the MY MY MY from the Johnnie Gill song. Try the word OUR!
Mia: Okay, you win for a change… OUR girl. [She drops her towel and blows him a kiss.] Talk to you later tonight.
[Without another word, Mia laughs softly and ends the call.]
J Mont: NOOOOO!!!!!! Get back here! Damn it!
[J Mont is mad as hell, as the last image of Mia was her naked with a towel on the floor. Having to get his mind right, he puts down his phone and lifts up Baby G Mont. He carries her into the next room where her crib is and slowly lays her down. J Mont puts her favorite blanket over her and just looks at her for a few minutes.]
J Mont: Everything is for you Gia. I will never let you down and I will always be there for you.
[J Mont finally leaves the room and heads to the kitchen. With a big trip to Japan coming up, he knows it's time to get his head in the right state of mind. Opening the fridge, he looks over at the Corona’s and White Claw’s but instead grabs a Red Bull, and not a sugar free one either.]
J Mont: I really don't think The Entity roster understands who they are dealing with when they step into the ring with me. I'm a loose cannon. I'm a psycho. That is why when that switch goes off, I am known as TWIZTED THOUGHTZ! People think I have gotten soft since I met Mia and Baby G Mont was born. But that is not even close to the truth. In reality, it's made me stronger and wiser. When I am in that ring, I'm doing it for them and my legacy. There is no quitting. There is no losing. There is no giving up.
[J Mont takes a chug of the Red Bull.]
J Mont: And Page knew what he was doing when he called me and needed a tag team partner for the titles. He’s a smart man too because he knew that Austin and Toddy are family and that I know their every move. He knew I could get into their heads and get the job done. As much as I hated to do it, I have a job to do because nothing will get in the way of making sure my daughter and Mia have everything they need in this world. Now that we won the titles, and back on top of the mountain again in another federation, there is no sleep for the wicked. The Entity knows in order to sell out shows and make their money on merchandise and endorsements, they need Myself and Page. So, they book us in the Co Main Event in a tag team title match. That’s all fine and dandy, but I'm going all the way to Japan to fight 2 girls who have a combined weight of 290 pounds. I'm 255 pounds. Do you really think the team of Steven Q Urkel and Screech Powers is going to take down the experience, size, strength and talents of Myself and Page. You have a better chance of seeing the Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year.
[J Mont knows that's going to piss off some Cowboy fans, but come on. They always choke and blow it. Sounds like Michelle Riggs after a long cocaine night at the Rabbit.]
J Mont: The House of Wolves. Get the fuck out of here. You are entering the House of CCPE. The good news for you is that you get to step into the ring with royalty and the bad news is that you are going to lose. But some more good news is that at least you are going to join the list of hundreds of others who lost to us. So, at least you will have that in common with them. I know you think you're sitting pretty after winning the last show, but all that did was give you some major confidence that we are going to smack out of you. I usually don't hit bitches because I was raised better than that. In the Italian household, if we ever laid our hands on a woman, they would beat wooden spoon after wooden spoon over us until they ran out. Then, they would go to the belt until that broke. But, they made an exception when we got into wrestling. And since you 2 are just bitches, I plan on pouring some baby powder on my hands and slapping the shit out of you across your faces. And when you finally wake up, you will realize your wrestling dreams are over with, but your new career of ONLYFANS is just an application away from you.
[J Mont really ponders and wonders who really pays for that kind of stuff? Then he remembers you have people like Ricky Rodriguez who are into that kinky online stuff.]
J Mont: I think there is a blue eyed wolf if i'm not mistaken. But, let's get one thing straight. I won't be falling for any TRAP you have with your BLUE EYES. What I'm going to do is this for you. I'm going to connect with a JKO on you and then put my foot on your stomach and start to sing.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows what it's like
To be hated
J Mont: A little shout out to Fred Durst, since I kind of dissed him the last time I spoke. Behind Blue Eyes was one of their bigger hits back in 2003. And for the record, you may be some high flyer in that ring, but that will not work against me. Just like in 2003, you are going to come off those top ropes and crash like the US Space Shuttle Columbia. You're gonna try a moonsault and get caught like Saddam Hussein. You're gonna attempt a flying crossbody and get caught with a JKO in mid air and get blacked out like the US, Canada and Britain went through. The suicide dive is only going to result in you getting slammed to the mat and causing a powerful earthquake in the arena like in Iran. I don't know if you're not catching my drift Miss Kassandra, but anything you have planned, i have an answer for. It’s like I'm taking a test and I know all the answers already. It’s the same thing when you step into the ring with me. I know what you're gonna do, and I'm just gonna wait and watch. And then counter it. Just gonna laugh and watch you get frustrated. I could end this match in less then a minute, but I'm not going to affiliate myself with that song Minute Man by Missy Elliott. Instead, i'm going to make sure the fans get their money's worth. I'm going to make sure Page gets his rest and a few laughs along the way.
[J Mont finishes the Red Bull, and he kinda is in shock because the house is just absolutely quiet. Usually, you have Mia running around. Baby G Mont always wants attention. But she's asleep at the moment. The only sound is all the thoughts running through the mind of J Mont.]
J Mont: And as I think about it, there is more good news for you. Me and Page are leaving with the GOLD, which everyone knew was going to happen. But you get second place. So you will be leaving as a Silver Wolf. So, you get to keep your stupid name that you love to throw around. But, if you really provoke me and make this personal, you are going to leave as the Black Eyed Wolf. Yes, I know you are the fighter of the two, but come on now. Boston will never beat New York. The Yankees are better than the Red Sox. The Jets are about to become better than the Patriots. The Rangers are better than the Bruins. St. Johns is better than Massachusetts. Only thing I will give you is the Celtics over the Knicks, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut. Good luck trying to get a Boston Crab on me. I'm too strong and powerful for you to even get close to it. But one thing I can imagine is you meeting up with some douchebag, and let's call him Samuel Chatman. And you give him the crabs. Poor Sam having that intense itching because you wanted to give him your Boston Crab. I can go all night long Danae. You're messing with the king of words and mind games. I live rent free in so many heads that I have lost count.
[J Mont heard a little whining coming from the other room. Baby G Mont must be up or about to be getting up.]
J Mont: I guess it’s time to close the chapter on this book. It’s going to be a short book because me and Page are going to make quick work of these Wolves. I don't know if it's legal to hunt Wolves in Japan, but i dont give a shit. I will pretend I'm in Idaho or Montana where it's Legal. But instead of using a gun with armor piercing ammunition to kill, I'm going to use my fists. And if anyone knows anything about hunting, the best way to fight a Wolf is to INTIMIDATE THEM! That's my middle name because I know how to make someone fear me or question why they stepped foot in the ring with me.
THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, AND I'LL RETURN LEADING THE PACK!
J Mont: I am always going to be a LEADER! Your first mistake was thinking that I'm one of your sheep that you can just attack and kill. You want a war? A war is what you are going to get. I know Page is ready. I'm ready. But are you really ready for what is about to happen?
WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT, ONLY WHO IS LEFT!
J Mont: And we are going to be left standing as the reigning and defending tag team champions. J Mont and Page are here to run the show. Take a seat and enjoy the show bitches.
[J Mont goes into the other room and sees that Baby G Mont is up. Her eyes light up when she sees her dad. J Mont lifts her up and gives Baby G Mont a huge hug and starts to raise her up and down as she smiles and laughs. After a few more times, J Mont holds her close in his arms and knows he has to get the job done and come back home to Mia and his daughter. But for now, it’s quality daddy-daughter time until the battle in Japan.]
EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT BUT FEW ARE WILLING TO HUNT!
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